Shit To Do This Weekend in Chicago

The Comedy Bar, River North

TODAY 7:00 PM • $34

“Andy Haynes, third floor above Superior St, doing an hour of actual jokes”

Lincoln Hall, Lincoln Park

TODAY 8:00 PM • See Website

“Sweaty piano rock-n-roll. Adam Weiner climbs the speakers. You leave a believer.”

Prysm Nightclub, Other

TODAY 11:00 PM • See tickets

“Ragie Ban, Braydon Terzo and Clowver run Prysm from 11pm to 4:30am. Pace yourself.”

Hydrate Nightclub, Other

TODAY 11:00 PM • $25

“Dan Slater plays house, circuit and tech house till 5am. Fast pass skips the cover line”

Zanies Comedy Club, Other

TODAY 11:15 PM • $26

“11:15pm Saturday stand-up at Zanies. 21+, for people whose night isn't over yet.”

The Green Mill, Other

TMRW 1:00 AM • $5

“Organ, guitar, drums, 1am to 4am, $5 cover. The Green Mill's Saturday night refuses to end.”

Elastic Arts, Logan Square

TMRW 1:00 PM • Free

“Cheap records, SP-404 lessons and DJs for crate diggers. Free in, workshop's $15.”

The Land School, Other

TMRW 3:00 PM • Free

“Duane Powell's Sunday Service: join the congregation for a free 3pm set on the South Side”

Trickery, Other

TMRW 4:00 PM • $36

“Close-up magic in a tiny Halsted storefront. You will not figure it out. Stop trying.”

Chopin Theatre, Wicker Park

TMRW 5:00 PM • $29

“Ultraviolence staged in a 100-year-old Polish theater. Viddy well, brothers.”